Translator – SNL

>>>GOOD MORNING. INOTECH RESEARCH IS PLEASED TO WELCOME YOU, TO WHAT WE BELIEVE, WILL BE A VERY EXCITING PRESENTATION. >>WELL, IT BETTER BE. THIS PROJECT IS, WHAT, $18 MILLION OVER BUDGET?>>UH, YES, BUT THANKS TO YOUR PATIENCE AS WELL AS YOUR INVESTMENT WE ARE THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE NEAR COMPLETION ON Continue Reading

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Jon Hamm

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ SPILL YOUR GUTS>>James: OKAY. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE:>>THAT LOOKS LIKE SOAP. James: IT DOES. HERE WE HAVE: FISH EYES. CHILI CHEESE DOG SMOOTHIE. COW BLOOD AND PORK TONGUE JELLY. BIRD SALIVA. PICKLED PIGS FEET. HOT SAUCE. THIS ONE I HAVE NEVER Continue Reading

Suck My Dictionary from the Back | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[MUSIC PLAYING] MERO: Yeah! Yeah! Yo, the Scripps National Spelling Bee was last week. Fuck the finals! And for the first time ever, there were eight co-champions. What? How? Let’s see how they bodied these vocab words in the finals. DESUS: Auslaut. Auslaut is a noun that consists of two Continue Reading

Michael Weatherly Goes from Jury “Bull” to Juror

>>James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM BULL WHICH AIRS TUESDAYS AT 9:00 ON CBS. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW IT IS OFFICIALLY THE NUMBER ONE NEW SHOW IN AMERICA, IT IS INCREDIBLE. NOW I’M INTERESTED, ARE WE GOING TO SEE A ROMANCE BETWEEN YOUR CHARACTER AND ELIZA’S CHARACTER.>>IT’S VERY INTERESTING BECAUSE Continue Reading

Christopher Jackson Presents ‘Bull: The Musical’

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. MY NEXT GUEST STARRED AS GEORGE WASHINGTON IN THE ORIGINAL CAST OF “HAMILTON”. HE NOW STARS ON CBS’S “BULL.” PLEASE WELCOME CHRISTOPHER JACKSON! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: I’M USED TO SEEING YOU IN SLIGHTLY MORE FORMAL ATTIRE AS WASHINGTON. DO YOU THINK, WITH WOULD Continue Reading

Michael Weatherly’s ‘Bull’ Is Kind Of Like Dr. Phil

WELCOME BACK, FOLKS. MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS BEST KNOWN FOR HIS 13 SEASONS ON NCIS. HE NOW STARS AS DR. JASON BULL ON CBS’S NEW “BULL.” WELCOME BACK, MICHAEL WEATHERLY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ YOU SIT DOWN FIRST. YOU’RE THE GUEST. THANK YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Continue Reading

James Corden’s Audience Rows Compete for $3k Cash

STAND UP FOR ME, SIR. WHAT’S YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>LIEU COZ FROM ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA.>>James: DO YOU FEEL YOU CAN DO THIS LOOKING DOWN YOUR ROW?>>ARE THEY MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTIONS? ANY OTHER ROW. WELL, LUCAS, I RECKON YOU CAN GET THIS. I REALLY DO. LUCAS, WHAT SPORT DOES Continue Reading

John Mulaney: Trump Is ‘A Horse Loose In A Hospital’

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! THANK YOU, JON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW” ALREADY IN PROGRESS. FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY FUNNY STANDUP COMEDIAN AND A VERY FUNNY ELDERLY STAR OF “OH, HELLO” ON BROADWAY. PLEASE WELCOME JOHN MULANEY! Continue Reading

Jim Gaffigan: You’re Using The Prayer Hands Emoji Wrong

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WHO IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR STAND-UPS IN THE WORLD. HE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM “AMERICAN DREAMER.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” MR. JIM GAFFIGAN. ♪ ♪ ♪ Continue Reading

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Gordon Ramsay

>>JAMES: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE. CLAM JUICE. CHICKEN FEET. SALMON ICE CREAM. COW TONGUE. GRASSHOPPER. HOT SAUCE. PICKLED PIG’S FEET JUICE. AND, OF COURSE, OUR TRUSTY FAVORITE — THE BULL PENIS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YOU CAN PICK AND I HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY OR Continue Reading