Jack Black vs. Mechanical Bull

– “The D Train” is a little independent film about this guy, Dan Landsman, who is the least-popular kid in his high school. And now he’s organizing the 20-year high school reunion, and he’s hoping that things will be different this time. That he’ll be the most popular, but it– Continue Reading

Red Bull Gives You Wings…

– SO RED BULL HAS BEEN IN THE NEWS LATELY. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS, WHAT’S GOING ON? ISN’T THIS CRAZY? SOME PEOPLE HAVE HEARD OF IT. I JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS TODAY. THERE WAS THIS– THIS IS A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT, AND NOW THEY OWE $13 MILLION TO EVERYONE WHO’S Continue Reading

Steve Harvey on Chicago’s Crazy Weather

– YOU’RE NOW IN CHICAGO. – YEAH. – BASED OUT OF CHICAGO, AND IT’S FREEZING THERE. – ELLEN. [laughter] DO YOU HAVE AN IPHONE? – I DO. – OKAY. YOU KNOW THE IPHONE THEY HAVE THE WEATHER APP? THAT IT GIVES YOU THE WEATHER? I COME OUT THE HOUSE, AND Continue Reading

Ellen Welcomes Back a Fan with the Best Reaction

One of the reasons I love playing games with my audience is because you never know how they’re going to react when they win. For instance, this woman we met last week. Oh my god, you’re a real person. Hi. Hello. Hi, Ellen. Hello. What’s your name? Britney. Hi, Britney. Continue Reading