Steve Harvey on Chicago’s Crazy Weather

– YOU’RE NOW IN CHICAGO. – YEAH. – BASED OUT OF CHICAGO, AND IT’S FREEZING THERE. – ELLEN. [laughter] DO YOU HAVE AN IPHONE? – I DO. – OKAY. YOU KNOW THE IPHONE THEY HAVE THE WEATHER APP? THAT IT GIVES YOU THE WEATHER? I COME OUT THE HOUSE, AND Continue Reading

Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had Continue Reading

Jim Gaffigan: You’re Using The Prayer Hands Emoji Wrong

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WHO IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR STAND-UPS IN THE WORLD. HE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM “AMERICAN DREAMER.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” MR. JIM GAFFIGAN. ♪ ♪ ♪ Continue Reading

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Gordon Ramsay

>>JAMES: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE. CLAM JUICE. CHICKEN FEET. SALMON ICE CREAM. COW TONGUE. GRASSHOPPER. HOT SAUCE. PICKLED PIG’S FEET JUICE. AND, OF COURSE, OUR TRUSTY FAVORITE — THE BULL PENIS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YOU CAN PICK AND I HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY OR Continue Reading

The Best of Tyrone Biggums – Chappelle’s Show

Okay, remember now. We’re not here to judge anybody. We want to handle this with love, right? You want to tell him how his drug abuse has hurt you, maybe hurt himself. Okay Harold, what time did you tell him to be here? Five o’clock but he’s always late. No, Continue Reading

Beast of Special | The Daily Show

From Comedy Central’s World News Headquarters in New York, “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah” presents… [rock music] ♪ ♪ – ♪ Wow! ♪ male announcer: The Beast of Special. ♪ ♪ – Animals. They’re cute, they’re cuddly and sometimes, they even pass legislation. But sometimes, animals can also be Continue Reading

Ivan Aristeguieta – Matador

Once you become a full-time comedian you don’t want to go back. Of course I did everything here: I worked as a cleaner, I worked as a cook, I worked as a sort of butcher in a small goods factory. My plan was to to do comedy so I started Continue Reading

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ The Jonas Brothers

>>James: OKAY. NOW, HERE WE HAVE A WHEEL OF ALL THE FOOD YOU MAY HAVE TO EAT. WE HAVE THE BULL PENIS, THE DUCK TONGUE, THE SPAGHETTI, KEVIN, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LEAST LIKE TO EAT.>>THE BIRD SALIVA. >>James: REALLY? I HAD YOU DOWN AS A BIRD SALIVA GUY.>>IT JUST Continue Reading

George Carlin reads Hermann Goring Quote

Of course the people don’t want war but after all it’s the leaders of the country who determined the policy and it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along whether It’s a democracy a fascist dictatorship or a parliament or a communist dictatorship Voice or no voice the Continue Reading

Rose Valland Takes On the Nazis (feat. Tiffany Haddish) – Drunk History

– Back in the day when I used to datedrug dealers and gang bangers, I make a dude color and if you stay in the lines, you know what I’m saying? – That’s–[laughs] – You know, one of ’em hit me up from jail and he was like, you know, Continue Reading