Suck My Dictionary from the Back | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Suck My Dictionary from the Back | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[MUSIC PLAYING] MERO: Yeah! Yeah! Yo, the Scripps National
Spelling Bee was last week. Fuck the finals! And for the first time ever,
there were eight co-champions. What? How? Let’s see how they bodied these
vocab words in the finals. DESUS: Auslaut. Auslaut is a noun that consists
of two German elements. Do what? Oh, spell it? Uh– Can you use it in
a sentence, please? I walked in the house
and I smelled the weed, and I was like, auslaut! Nigga, ah shit. Uh, A-U-S-L-A-T. Auslaut. MERO: Oh, I missed
the U at the end! Fuck!
– A-U-S-L-A-U-T. MERO: No, I got it! DESUS: No, you didn’t. I did. I say, A-U-S-L-A-U-A-T. [BUZZER NOISE] WOMAN 1: You are correct. Woo! Yo! Hi, it’s great to be here. Come on, Erin. I got 100 racks on you. – Here we go, yo!
– So! We like to gender
gamble to the crowd like, yo, I took you on the over,
you fucking dumb broad! You better get this shit right! Let’s go, Erin! [CLAPPING] [LAUGHTER] They’re like, sh. Stop. That’s our daughter. MAN 1: Erysipelas is an
acute febrile disease that is associated with intense
local inflammation of the skin and is caused by a
hemolytic streptococcus. No problem. H-E-R-P-E-S. Ah, done. Bow, bow. Nigga, I stayed
like, ah, ah, ah. Stop!
Woo! MAN 1: Aiguilette. DESUS: Oh, she was
writing on her hand? They– yo, Madeleine
did that shit. Like, spell a word
out on their hand. Like– Oh, should we start doing
that for jokes and shit? [LAUGHTER] You got to do that in
a fight where you’re, like, arguing with your wife.
And she’ll be like– MERO: Yo, you know what? With your big head! Yeah. Yeah. That’s more offensive. Yeah, yeah. Oh, guess who left the
garage door open yesterday? [LAUGHTER] Go ahead.
Go ahead, Mero. All right. What’s the word again? Aiguilette. Part of speech. I said, part of speech, my G. [LAUGHTER] Welcome to the first hood
annual spelling bee sponsored by Real Nigga Records. Up next, we got a
performance by Remy Ma. Aiguilette. OK. A– DESUS: Take your time, baby. [LAUGHTER] G-U-I-L-E-T-T-E. I did it! I got it! You did. What did I fuck up? You did not. Oh, man, get the
fuck out of here! That is racist! So your word is pendeloque. Pawn the river. Pawn the lake. Pawn the river. Pawn the lake! (SINGING) I see
North End people, but I never seen it as I did. He’ll be like, etymology. Elephant man comes out. For shizzle! Shanker my nanker! Convolock? Pawn. Pendeloque? WOMAN 2: Pendeloque. P-O-N-D-E-L-O-C-K-E. Pendeloque. Pendeloque. OK. Oh, apostrophe after the pon. Odylic. Odylic, OK. Does it come from
the Greek word, highly, meaning wood or matter? MAN 1: Yes, it does. He didn’t even take his
hands out of his pockets. – No, he’s like–
– Light work. Man, he’s like– These are my action khakis. I get busy. What’s up? Fiver, nigga. Got the athletic
Dockers on, nigga. Got the [INAUDIBLE]
Trump khakis. They should fit. Nah, it’s just got
the elastic waistband. You know what I’m saying? Got this shit at the
Children’s Place. Know what I’m saying? Odylic. O-D-Y-L– Odylic? I’m going to lick
these balls, nigga. I just spelled that.
How you feel? Ah! Suck my dick! Suck my dictionary
from the back, nigga. Fuck out of here! Oh, shit. Wow! Wow. You know– I know what kids
aren’t from the Bronx. The ones in the Bronx–
they be like, oh shit. Yo.
– Yo, yo. The fuck?
– ‘Sup. ‘Sup. Spellcheck this glock, nigga. Yo, stop fucking
playing with me. 15 or 50? 50. Fuck that. Hello, can I register
Mero’s kids for myself? [INAUDIBLE] Oh, they’re
already registered. Yes, their last name is Desus. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING]

67 thoughts on “Suck My Dictionary from the Back | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

  1. How do you spell this comment section?

    Don't even ACT like you've ever heard these words before.

  2. Bahahaha you guys got jokes but I was betting on the spelling bee last year ๐Ÿ˜‚ we used it to decide the draft order in the fantasy football league I'm the commish of ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  3. Shankle mi nankle! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ canโ€™t deal with these lot lmaooooo

  4. They back to viceland levels of comfort. Lowkey the most consistent people in entertainment. Show and podcast are equally funny and they still donโ€™t seem to write anything

  5. "These my action khakis!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Action khakis???? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€ Lmafoo That shit got me weak!

  6. Desus stole that shirt from pops on the wayans brothers ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  7. Now this that good desus and mero๐Ÿ˜‚ why is mero lowkey smart like he almost getting these right and he knows science shiit from another episode he a scholar or something ?

  8. Yโ€™all forget these two are both college educated! Probably both first gen, they might be just messing around but they were both former writers and are extremely intelligent in addition to their comedic chemistry. #westindianpride

  9. ๐Ÿ‘€ Yoooooo 50 thousand…… yโ€™all come on with yโ€™all kids, donโ€™t be stingy ๐Ÿ—ฃ it takes a village LETS RAISE THESE KIDS TOGETHER

  10. These two guys are stupid scumbags, blowing shit on kids who use their brains. I wonder if they can spell "prison"

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