Steve Harvey on Chicago’s Crazy Weather


– YOU’RE NOW IN CHICAGO.
– YEAH. – BASED OUT OF CHICAGO,
AND IT’S FREEZING THERE. – ELLEN. [laughter] DO YOU HAVE AN IPHONE? – I DO.
– OKAY. YOU KNOW THE IPHONE
THEY HAVE THE WEATHER APP? THAT IT GIVES YOU THE WEATHER? I COME OUT THE HOUSE, AND I–
BEFORE I STEP OUT, I PRESS THE APP,
CHICAGO WEATHER. GUESS WHAT IT SAID? 1 DEGREE. WHAT THE HELL IS A DEGREE? [laughter] WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY DON’T YOU JUST
PUT A ZERO ON THERE? WHAT IS THE ONE ABOUT? WHAT IS THAT, HOPE? [laughter] YOU KNOW, IT’S A ONE. [cheers and applause] IT’S– IT’S SO COLD. SO I DRESS NOW– YOU KNOW,
I GREW UP IN CLEVELAND, SO I’M USED TO COLD WEATHER. BUT I WAS PUTTING ON
SO MUCH STUFF ONE MORNING, AND MY WIFE’S CLOSET
IS RIGHT ACROSS FROM MINE, AND I WAS GOING BACK AND FORTH ‘CAUSE I WAS
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. AND I WAS PUTTING ON SO MUCH– I HAD ON LONG JOHNS
AND EVERYTHING. AND BY ACCIDENT, I GRABBED
A PAIR OF MY WIFE’S PANTIES. [laughter] IT WAS A THONG. AND WHEN I SLID IT ON
AND I REALIZED WHAT IT WAS, BUT WHEN I SAW THE COVERAGE, I WAS COOL WITH THAT. ‘CAUSE I FIGURED
RUSSELL NEEDED TO HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA WARMTH. [laughter] [cheers and applause] – RUSSELL? [cheers and applause] [laughter] RUSSELL. – RUSSELL. – OKAY. – I GET IT. – RUSSELL– HIS WHOLE NAME
IS RUSSELL THE WONDER MUSCLE. – OH. [laughter] [cheers and applause] GOOD TO KNOW. [cheers and applause] GOOD FOR YOU. – WHEN I GOT HOME,
AND I COULDN’T– I DIDN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH,
I COULDN’T HELP– WASN’T ENOUGH ROOM TO GET
MY THUMBS IN TO SLIDE IT DOWN. SO I JUST WENT IN THE KITCHEN,
GOT A BUTCHER KNIFE, AND JUST CUT IT OFF. JUST POPPED THAT– BUT THE FREEDOM! THE WHOOSH! – GOT TO FREE RUSSELL. – [stammers] [laughs] OH, SEE,
YOU ALL MISS HER SOMETIMES. YOU ALL DON’T KNOW
HOW IGNORANT ELLEN REALLY IS. SHE SAID “FREE RUSSELL.” ‘CAUSE IT’S A DAMN MOVIE. – WE SHOULD GET BUMPER STICKERS THAT SAY “FREE RUSSELL.” AND ONLY WE WILL KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS. – [laughs] – ALL RIGHT,
I’M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW EXCITED. WE’RE GONNA PLAY FAMILY FEUD
AFTER THIS. I AM SO EXCITED. [cheers and applause]

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